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Joke of the Day

"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? People didn't freak out for no reason when I started eating an apple in public."

"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"

"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""

"I went the other day to buy some camo pants,but could not find any..."

"Why can't Daredevil drive a car? Because he's from New York."

"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"

"On a scale of 1 to 'Maxi pad with wings' How self-absorbed are you?"

"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""

"Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest? He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun in ten did."