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Joke of the Day
"Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. No whey."
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"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"
"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."
"Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol."
"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""
"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."
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