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Joke of the Day

"Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater."

"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme. Courtesy of u/AVeryHappyCamper"

"How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit? Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments."

"Walk up in the club like ""THIS IS MY JAM"" handing out small jars of my homemade raspberry preserves"

"Q: What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human? A: Lettuce pray"

"How does a psychiatrist like his sausages? Freud"

"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."

"I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave."

"I sometimes sit in the space between two buildings holding a large heap of catnip. You know, to get me some BACK ALLEY PUSSY."