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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a horse? The orange has handlebars"
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"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."
"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."
"What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two testicles."
"Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, ""I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."""
"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."
"why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? she can clean her crack and sell it again"
"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""
"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday... I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."""
"A robot nervously gets into a hammock. Stiff as a board and holding on for dear life, he looks to his friend and screams ""TAKE THE PICTURE!"""