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Joke of the Day

"A clock asked another clock out... He was timezoned"

"My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable."

"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"

"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."

"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"

"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!"" I scream to my dogs as they all watch me trip, run into the coffee table and spill my coffee all over myself."

"I'm one step away from being rich All I need now is money"

"My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship."