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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"
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"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."
"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."
"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast. I'll see myself out."
"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"
"It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names."
"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."
"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"