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Joke of the Day
"I'm one step away from being rich All I need now is money"
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"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"
"When I was young I was worried about getting food stuck in my teeth. Now I'm worried about getting my teeth stuck in food."
"a linux joke (may offend some) I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."
"How to make microwave popcorn: 2 minutes 27 seconds-half bag popped. 2 minutes 29 seconds-MICROWAVE ON FIRE."
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"
"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"
"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."