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Joke of the Day
"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."
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"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."
"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."
"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"
"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"
"Do you know why lions eat raw meat? Because lions don't know how to cook."
"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."
"I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector... ...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."
"What does an unfunny person tell a salad? Teach me senpai! http://imgur.com/jxe8KFk"