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Joke of the Day
"How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I am on hold."
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"Do you guys like Civil War jokes? Because General Lee I don't find them funny."
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"College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any ""Cliff Notes."""
"Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman"