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Joke of the Day

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"

"My wife lost a bet and is now mowing the lawn. Well, not so much lost a bet as married the wrong guy."

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"Brothels in Thailand have a red and white striped pole outside like a barbars shop! I didn't know! Imagine my shock when I went in and asked for a 'number 2 all over'"

"You know what's synonymous with the ""This pussy grabs back"" movement? The clench of the clam movement."

"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."

"Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors? Because they're all in de Nile."

"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"

"What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."