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Joke of the Day

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"

"Why was 4 afraid of 5? Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word."

"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"

"Did you hear about the middle eastern clowns? ISIS"

"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"

"BB8, are you hungry? No, BB8."

"what did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'"

"How much do dirty deeds cost again? -Malcolm Young"

"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"

"Curiosity both did and did not kill Schrodinger's cat."