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Joke of the Day

"Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"

"What do old people often do? Die"

"A blackout is just your brain clearing it's browsing history."

"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"

"I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined"

"Another Math Joke Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one will fall off first? The one with the smaller mu."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."