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Joke of the Day
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""
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"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."
"Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms. When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked ""Would you like a bag?"" I replied ""No, she's not that ugly"""
"Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
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"There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was."
"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""
"Why did the chicken cross my wife? Because I ran her over in the street."
"Where did the general put his armies? In his sleevies."