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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."

"Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!"

"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"

"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."

"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."

"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."

"I had to go on two diets because one wasn't giving me enough food."

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."

"If I had a penny... ...for every time people screwed up their punchline. I'd be one penny richer now."