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Joke of the Day

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."

"I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out"

"'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall There were multiple reports of trampling injuries."

"Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on? He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed."

"At McDonalds Cashier: You total is to tell your kids that you love them Me: Look lady if I loved them I wouldn't be feeding them this crap"

"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."

"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""

"Boss Like Diaper A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit"

"NASA found methane on Mars! Proving once again that no matter how ancient a civilization is, it's farts that truly endure."

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"