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Joke of the Day

"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."

"Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they just beat the room for being black."

"What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?"

"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."

"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"

"My girl's father said ""YOU TOOK MY DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY""! I replied, ""Sorry. Won't happen again!"""

"If two vegans are arguing with each other... ...would it still be considered beef?"

"What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."