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Joke of the Day
"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."
"20/__ -- Cyclops with perfect vision"
"A bear walks into a bar. When he get to the bar he says ""I' ll have a rum and.......coke."" ""Why the long pause?"" asks the bartender. The bear replies ""Well, I am a bear"""
"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."
"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."
"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."
"I asked my wife to name an adjective that describes my penis... She replied ""vestigial."""
"How many people does it take to screw in a light? Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb"
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Automobile."