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Joke of the Day
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
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"The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired."
"What's that joke that ends...""but you fuck 1 sheep..."""
"I got a handjob from a blind girl and she told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt. She was pulling my leg."
"Asked my dad if I could go to a 50 Cents concert He gave me a dollar to bring my sister with."
"Was Hitler's favorite number 8? NEIN NEIN NEIN!"
"I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up"
"What happened when the frogs car broke down? It got toad"
"""And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on"" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046"
"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""