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Joke of the Day

"I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget."

"Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"

"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."

"My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am."

"Patient: Doctor please kiss me! Doctor: I am sorry, I can't! My code of ethics forbids me to kissing my patients. Honestly speaking we should not be having sex either."

"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"

"How are 6 women like a golf course? NSFW 18 holes"

"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."

"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""