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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"

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"That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean."
"Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution"
"What do you call jokes on Reddit? Sit-down comedy"
"My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper."
"What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit? OP delivers."
"What do you call a four-legged significant other? Dear"
"Given the choice between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, I would prefer Parkinson's. I would rather spill a little beer than forget where I put it."
"I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."
"2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you."
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