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Joke of the Day

"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"

"Sign: ""No alcohol past this point."" Translation: Bet you can't chug this entire beer, right now."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"

"Doctor, does being obese impede my chances off a normal sex life? No, but it does add weight to the problem."

"What do you call an artist who has no money baroque..... (I'll just see myself out)"

"LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics."

"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"

"How do you milk a sheep? Bring out a new iPhone."

"Just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the England team. Yep she got off the bus look abit confused and then got back on went home."

"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"