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Joke of the Day
"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."
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"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."
"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."
"The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate ""fuck you"" to trees."
"I feel bad for kids in wheelchairs. I bet they get pushed around a lot."
"A man sees a woman 500 feet in the air... He asks her ""hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"" She says ""No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"""
"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."
"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."