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Joke of the Day

"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."

"There was a little girl who had a curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very good. But when she was bad, hot damn, she was terrific!"

"Corduroy Pillow ""Did you guys hear about those new corduroy pillows?"" [silence] ""No? I heard they were making headlines"""

"God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits I cannot change."

"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_) &nbsp; ( _)>- &nbsp; (_) Shortage &nbsp; [By Jimmy Carr]"

"Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!"

"How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One to generate a ""ChangeLightBulb"" event to the socket."

"Dear God, Laying an egg once a month would have been preferable. Thanks for nothing. ~ All women"