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Joke of the Day

"Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party. It was a total buzzkill."

"whenever my mom criticizes me i yell ""it's probably genetic"" and run out of the room as fast as i can"

"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."

"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."

"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."

"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."

"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."

"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."

"The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss."

"What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic"