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Joke of the Day
"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."
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"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."
"What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!"
"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"
"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."
"Girls love when you hug them from behind and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. Strangers, not so much."
"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"
"Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit? He was gelded."
"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."
"What do you call two Mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B"