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Joke of the Day

"Why is (or isn't) it okay to make jokes about rape?"

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."

"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"How do you know this is OC? Its not on the front page"

"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."

"Had great idea for site for recent law grads called BarelyLegal .com. Turns out name was already taken. And their idea was much better."

"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"

"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."

"I figured why people make the same noises when they are carrying something and having sex They are both carrying a load."