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Joke of the Day
"I told my Grandpa an Alzheimer's joke. It was so funny he forgot to laugh."
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"Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe"
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."
"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens"
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."
"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West."
"I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag. Talk about some serious baggage."