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"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
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"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""
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"[emergency] [super hero appears] GUY: It's Doesn't-Understand-Rhetorical-Questions Man. Boy, am I glad to see you! HERO: I...I don't know"
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"An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile."
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