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Joke of the Day
"I found my first grey pube today. It put me right off my kebab."
Next Joke
"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"When my mother was 53 she started running 5 kilometers every day. Now she's 68 and we don't know where the hell she is..."
"Other parents do back-to-school pics of kids holding signs w/ their grade on it & mine are just a series of selfies w/ me & the bus driver."
"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."
"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."
"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."
"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."
"How many weeks are there in a light year?"