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Joke of the Day

"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."

"You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !"

"Wanna hear my construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"

"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."

"What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!"

"If I had a dollar for everytime I unnecessarily sexualize a sentence, I'd have 69 dollars."

"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up."

"What does Hitler hate about leg day ? Mein Krampf"

"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"