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Joke of the Day

"My friend payed me to write a construction jobs for him. It's still a work in progress, just trying to get it hammered out. You know what, I think I just nailed it."

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."

"A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs."

"Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin"

"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"

"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."

"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."

"I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?"

"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"