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Joke of the Day
"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."
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"Did you hear about that girl in the terrible car accident the other day? Her entire left side had to be amputated. She's all right now."
"A Mexican magician... A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...he disappeared without a tres."
"*chasing after the person that just robbed my house* TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SO I KNOW YOU GOT BACK SAFELY"
"How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."
"My sex life That is all"
"How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal. Get your mind out of the gutter."
"Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms"
"A woman stumbles into the police headquarters....... And says ""Help me! I was raped by an Irishman!"" The police are quick to ask ""How do you know it was an Irishman?"" ""because I had to help him....."""