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Joke of the Day

"What kind of meat do priests eat? Nun."

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"

"What's the difference between a Trump and an athlete? Athletes know when to stop running."

"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"Just opened the freezer and the vodka literally rolled out into my hands, no way I could ignore this sign from god."

"Toast I'd like to propose a toast, but I'm all out of bread."

"[long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?"