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Joke of the Day
"I feel I can empathise with Harambe a lot I too have been shot at whilst molesting kids"
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"Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job."
"My girlfriend and I use ""laundry"" as a code-word for sex. Her dad asked me why I couldn't do the laundry by myself so I told him ""it's a big load""."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"
"Wasn't doing much, so submitting a funny link on reddit.. You are doing that too much. Try again later."
"The Great Spam Recycler"
"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."
"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."
"(Interview) Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable. (I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman) ""That's a rumor""."