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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"Sometimes I feel bad for thugs when I realize they can't enjoy a cup of hot cocoa with a bunch of marshmallows without risking street cred."
"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"
"I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists."
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles."
"How do you count cows? You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."
"A man walks into a bar with a loaded gun ""All right, anyone here that slept with my wife, please step forward. A man from the back of the bar shouts, ""You don't have enough bullets!"""
"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."