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Joke of the Day
"How do Australians clean their ass after pooping? Bidet, mate!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"
"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."
"My friend who drowned just had his funeral the other day... We put a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"
"Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? Aw, schwitz! I forgot it :("
"A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies ""No. I'm travelling light."""
"How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!"
"Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. I keep forgetting what brands I'm loyal to."
"[Voice from police helicopter] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *raises hands* *takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight* *uploads new avi*"