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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence."

"Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!"

"6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream"

"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."

"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."

"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"

"What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East? An Iran-asaurus!"

"Recently, 218 Italian MPs signed a bipartisan bill for the legalization of marijuana...[x-post from r/trees] They're basically in joint support, for *joint* support. I'll show myself out."

"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."