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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."

"I will die one day at a Del Taco, shot dead by a SWAT team after taking several hostages over what I feel is the meaning of extra cheese."

"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."

"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"

"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."

"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."

"To Usain Bolt who stole my neon jacket You can run, but you can't hide"

"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"

"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"

"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."