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Joke of the Day
"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney movie where the curse sounds amazing."
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"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!"
"A kiss makes my whole day, but anal...(NSFW) ..makes my hole weak."
"Mummy joke Did you know mummies fart alike? I guess you could say they Tutankhamun."
"[META] Dark humor is not funny Especially when it steals your wallet."