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Joke of the Day
"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"
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"What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? The liver"
"You should need a license to be that ugly."
"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"
"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."
"I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life."
"The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster."
"JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?"
"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"