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Joke of the Day
"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"
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"When I'm stressed, I go to the gym Cause then I could workout my problems"
"Why was kleenex dancing? It had a little boogie in it."
"Some days, I love being an elevator repair man... but I hate the days when people ask me if it has ""it's ups and downs."""
"I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years"
"Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!"
"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."
"Just wondering why Bob Marley denied shooting the deputy but thought admitting he shot the sheriff would be a-okay."
"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."