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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth"

"I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky. I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver."

"The secret of getting ahead is... not having a rib."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !"

"[Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*"

"I don't know why I still tell ""just the tip"" jokes. I'm not even that into them."

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun..."

"Back in LA who wants to make plans & cancel them & talk about rescheduling but never do then just like each other's FB post to keep it cool"