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Joke of the Day

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""

"If your house it hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT AND SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."

"I recently broke up with my mobster boyfriend... Turns out he was sleeping with the fishes."

"What's all pent-up and missing a cunt? Chelsea Manning."

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."

"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date? He got shot down."

"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."

"What was the burglar doing at Wayne Manor? Robin."

"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"