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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smelly fellow that makes bad jokes? Pungent"
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"yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!"
"3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]"
"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"
"I'am drinking with my new GF and her gay friend from work. So there's 100% chance I'am getting laid and a 50% chance I'll like it."
"According to the employee handbook, I only require to show up sober. It doesn't say I can't drink once I get here."
"How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything lol"
"How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber? You ask them to pronounce unionize."
"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"
"What would happen if for one day nobody could make calls with their cellphone in the United States? Literally nothing, because nobody fucking ever answers their phone to begin with."