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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a smelly fellow that makes bad jokes? Pungent"

"Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?"

"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."

"Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing."

"Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!"

"Why was everyone scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"A fun thing about having kids is how they ask for help with their homework. On the way to school."

"Fun Fact: If someone's car alarm keeps going off, you're legally obligated to set the car on fire."

"whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them"