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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US"

"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."

"Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there."

"What's more effective than an islamic call to prayer? A rape whistle."

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"What do you call a mexican with no legs? consuelo"

"I'm going camping this weekend with a bunch of models. It's going to be pretty in tents."

"So, let me get this straight. You boast that you shagged my Mum, and I'm supposed to get you a Fathers Day card to say 'thanks'?"

"Pokemon Go has really improved my life... I used to always get in trouble for playing with my balls outside."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."