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Joke of the Day

"I made my summoner name 'jokeaboutaredditmoderator' on League of Legends The enemy team kept deleting me"

"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."

"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""

"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"

"How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before? He has claw marks on his forehead."

"How are children like slinkies? It's fun to toss them down stairs."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him."

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."

"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."

"Molestation, mo'problems"