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Joke of the Day
"What did the ambitious suicidal person say? I'm going to kill myself, or die trying."
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"Did you hear about that invisible penis? It came out of nowhere..."
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"You can't bait me. I'm the masturbator."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? Wataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"I just saw an 8 year old hipster. Your move, apocalypse."
"Finding that one slob at the gym who's in worse shape than you is the best feeling. The worst is realizing ""he"" is a mirror."
"What is black and white and is nearest to South America O-Rio"
"What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars."
"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"