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Joke of the Day

"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."

"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."

"Why was Donald Duck arrested? He was high on quack."

"Religion is like a penis It's OK to be proud of yours, just don't try to shove it down your children's throat."

"What did the pirate get on his report card? Seven C's"

"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""

"Satyrs are awesome. The top half of a man. The bottom half of a goat. It's a dream come true for Gay Muslims."

"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"

"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."

"What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola."