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Joke of the Day

"Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag? Ones in a cup"

"How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !"

"My grandmother died a few weeks ago. We had her cremated. We think that's what killed her."

"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."

"Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way."

"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."

"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He insists he can stop at anytime."

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"I created a new word today. Plagiarism."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ...and he doesn't."