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Joke of the Day

"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."

"North Korea's launch code B A"

"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."

"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."

"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"

"I like to drink while I clean and that's how I found out what Febreze tastes like."

"Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."

"We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means."

"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"