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Joke of the Day

"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."

"Called into work sick. My boss asked how sick I am... I said 'well I'm in bed with my sister'"

"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"

"How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant? When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked."

"Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!"

"Why did the funny kid in class have no friends? The rest of the students were scared of class clowns..."

"I like my slaves like I like my eggs. Beaten."

"Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires? Dago through rain Dago through mud Dago through snow And when Dago flat Dago wop-wop-wop-wop..."

"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."

"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."