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Joke of the Day

"What does a two-headed cat say?? Weow!"

"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."

"Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line."

"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."

"I want to make a movie where RoboCop gets laid off due to budget cuts and has to work at a Waffle House."

"When you really have to pee and there's no bathroom in sight... Urine trouble."

"Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew"

"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."

"Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!"

"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you."